Barney's Red Carpet

Barney's Version red carpet. A little TL in the BG towards the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKKagQ88A94

I'm gonna go talk to myself on Bloor Street.

How kickass would it feel to just give up everything and walk along Bloor Street mumbling to yourself? You know, just let the OCD flow. Yelling occasionally about how the number six fucked up your marriage or how the damn politicians drank your pea soup. Imagine the liberating sensations crawling up your endocrine glands when you stop carefree teenagers to warn them of falling pianos. Think hard about the clever signs you could make with a million words crammed into a 3x4 inch placard taped to your chapeau. Living the dream, man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzEhoyXpqzQ

Vacation

Taking June off.

If you need a laugh, just put your penis in between two slices of bread and sit in an alleyway for a few hours.

Grayson Andrew Prozes

Welcome to the world little buddy - all seven pounds of ya. Great name by the way dude. Happy to have you on board. Can't wait to meet ya!

None Of These

The strangest thing about Europe has to be that there are no lesbians. I've been living here for two years and I haven't seen a single one of those stocky crew-cutted things that look at you with those eyes. Sure The Womens go down on each other over here, but that's normal. What they don't do is abandon the rod. All The Womens stay true to the rod.

Mr. Fix It

Sorry about not being able to fix the comments section - I'm going to give it one more try this week and then start smashing shit. It's not the same without your witticisms and repartee.

Fortune Teller

Check out my post on February 20th. Fucking weird, right?