North American Germs

Haven't felt this ill in forever. Fever. Cold. The whole shabang.

Was just in rural Sweden where they drink directly out of the lake, which might be why I feel I've got a school of red salmon growing in my guts. Got no immunity to these Euro germs - I'm like a snot-nosed kid again.

Swedish Chef

Been kicking it up in the Artic circle for the past week. Eaten more Reindeer than a pack of Wolves and even tasted a drink made from Beaver and some Bear sausage. The Bear tasted okay, but it just didn't feel right.

Sorry

Sorry, I'm in Germany for the Berlinale and then northern Sweden and won't post again until Monday, Feb. 16th.

I know, I suck.

John Lennon

I'm one of those that am pretty worried some nutcase is gonna whack Obama. Seems like all the good ones get assassinated - Ghandi, MLK, Kennedy x2, Lennon... If you're doing something really great in a new kind of way, you better keep your head up. However, if you're copying something really great and are a bunch of fuckwads like Oasis, you only have to worry about some guy in Toronto jumping you on stage (and the crowd cheering your broken leg).

Old Boys Club

There's no shortage of parables that accurately capture what a bunch of bums men can be and often are. But, if there's one gender based turn of phrase I take exception with it's, "if the world was ruled by women there would be no wars". If the world was ruled by women, there'd be nothing BUT wars. We'd be on World War one hundred and fourteen. The Cold War would have lasted three hundred years and killed half the planet.

Bad Day For Chicken and Women

Superbowl Sunday accounts for 20% of annual chicken wing consumption in the US and records the highest volume of domestic violence. If you're a female chicken, you're basically fucked.

Superbowl Ad:

Carson / McMahon

These two guys could make a cow laugh. Think they got married about 15 times between 'em - rock stars without guitars.