Vacation

Taking June off.

If you need a laugh, just put your penis in between two slices of bread and sit in an alleyway for a few hours.

Grayson Andrew Prozes

Welcome to the world little buddy - all seven pounds of ya. Great name by the way dude. Happy to have you on board. Can't wait to meet ya!

None Of These

The strangest thing about Europe has to be that there are no lesbians. I've been living here for two years and I haven't seen a single one of those stocky crew-cutted things that look at you with those eyes. Sure The Womens go down on each other over here, but that's normal. What they don't do is abandon the rod. All The Womens stay true to the rod.

Mr. Fix It

Sorry about not being able to fix the comments section - I'm going to give it one more try this week and then start smashing shit. It's not the same without your witticisms and repartee.

Fortune Teller

Check out my post on February 20th. Fucking weird, right?

Cantstandya

George. I miss this guy. Watch the scene below and see if you can see the similarities...

I Squish You

Watch the trailer below and I guarantee you'll be kicking yourself for not thinking of the concept first. Not the movie concept, but the idea of kidnapping people and sewing them together into a centipede. Perhaps it's not too late?