Got a bit of a cold bug, so down for a few days. Being ill typically makes me either a zombie or hyper introspective - i'll let you guess which one this is.
Could you imagine if there actually was a God? What would that mean? Someone or something is watching me type this stupid blog? Some holy entity is reading imissthisguy.com... wow. Awesome. An old holy thing in the clouds just thought about commenting below.
If God actually existed, why would he/she/it send such confusing messages to the humans below? Why mess with our heads like this? If there's a God, he/she/it's not the friendly fucker we've made him out to be, cuz he's definitely screwing with us something fierce. He's got some assholes bowing on the ground in one specific direction, while he's got others wearing funny hats and some even dipping babies in water and doing strange hand gestures in the shape of a cross on their chest. If there's a God, I'd like to see he/she/it direct a movie, cuz it clearly has one fucked up sense of humor.
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5 comments:
Love the spinning bar stool. Perfect item of furniture for screaming insanity and profanity at your offspring about your thoughts on god.
The best is that God didn't make you sick. He made you a hypochondriac so you THINK you're sick. HE is very smart that way.
If you actually are sick - I wish your body a speedy recovery. If you only think you are sick - I wish your mind a speedy recovery.
Life is chance
Love is infinity
Grace is reality
god is for Douchebags
get well soon
God Speed little Jew. May Moses look down upon you fondly during this time of ailment. Maybe the Danish food and climate does not agree with your constitution? If you were able to eat frozen meatballs from Swatow every day - you wouldn't have these frequent maladies. Drink Aquavit.
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