Wednesday, December 9, 2009

John Daly

Just read John Daly has lost over 100 pounds and is apparently living a clean, normal life and making his way back into golf. He's "writing" a book and there's talk of a movie on his life. When asked, John suggested Matt Damon would be his choice of actor. No shit. If you've ever heard Daly talk, you know what a complete moron the guy is, but still, his transformation is notable.

If someone would have said twelve months ago that Daly would be where he is and Tiger would be where he is, I would have punched that someone in the kidneys to teach them a lesson not to say dumb things.

Perhaps it's too soon to suggest that people do actually change, but what is clearly a certainty is that our perception of people changes. And it changes often.

3 comments:

Tiger Bort said...

Your new handle is Twank. Twank Levine. Love it. Americans love redemption. Johnny Cash and all that. Bad boys making good. Tiger will let the dust settle a bit - do his mae culpas on Oprah in January and be fresh to hit the links come March (sans wife I believe - this is too much to endure with or without the $80m). I would agree with Twank Levine that Daly is a bit of a toolbox - but the dude did sing a diddy entitled 'All my exes wear Rolexes' - which brings a slight upcurve to the left and right side of my mouth. Yous guys check out teh cover of this months Golf Digest with Tiger standing with Obama - and it's entitled '10 Things Tiger can teach Obama' - hilarious stuff. It's good stuff because of the overarching hypochrisy of Woods - the aura of invincibility, the public persona of staunch family man, the straigtest of moral arrows - all collapsing in a heap of Vegas hookers. Check you later Twank.

Anonymous said...

Read the John Daly book and it was pretty good, the guy is a complete trainwreck with any chick who even smiles at him but quart of JD, 3 Big Macs and 2 litres of Coke a day also probably were not helping his judgement either. Guy has to play decent golf every year to pay off all his alimony which alot of which was pegged when he was making good money and not gambling it away in Vegas 12 hours after making $750,000 at Harding Park a few years ago. A nice juxtaposition with this Tiger guy......I am really curious why with all of these broads on the go that none of them who were spited came forward before this and now they are all climbing out of the closet. Tiger is going to miss his best man duties this weekend......what a jerk!!!! Suck it up and be there for your bud especially since he chaperoned your broad to Australia for Ambien makeup sex.....what a shitpit!

Ambien Bort said...

Yeah - it's his best buddy who suited Tiger up with all his hooks and b-rods. I'm sure the dude's wife is all excited about the past week. B-rods are like dust bunnies - they all come tumbling out of the closet at once. I don't know what Ambien sex is - but it sounds nifty. Hey - you know there is a card night at Tammy's this Friday - correct? Screw your other plans and come play some cards with men.