I'm not your Mother

Hawking has apparently gone on the record that time travel may one day be possible if research continues for the next 5 or 6 hundred million years. So in the year 600,002,010 people may be able to time travel. Don't get too excited, he provides a caveat - we'll only be able to travel forwards in time, which begs the question, "how the fuck do you get back?"

This is meaningless of course unless you don't eat gluton, which according to Dave Sorbara is really bad for you. Why not cut out all kinds of bread to be on the safe side and make sure you're around for time travel. A few vegetables wouldn't hurt either and no, I'm not your Mother.