Ron Burgundy's Friend

One thing I kinda like over here is the silence. I don't mean it's a quiet city, it's just that because I can't understand more than a couple of words of Danish, everything around me blurs to oblivion. I'm lost in a hummmm. On the TV, I can't comprehend the insipid ads that sell laser hair removal or revolutionary vacuums or understand the news reports about the financial crisis. I can't overhear kids acting like spoiled idiots, adolescents that think Britney Spears is cool or adults that get mad at their kids hockey games. I'm an optimistic person by nature and if I can't understand you, I'm probably going to think you're a decent and intelligent person unless you have a tattoo of a bucket on your forehead or smell like a cougar...

Turtles

Never really envied turtles before. They gotta deal with that dangerous beach shit and crossing busy highways and they live in that shell which is kinda confusing. Not to mention it's basically one in a thousand that actually make it past two days old. But check this out and tell me they aren't living the dream and the whole thing is worth it.



That's some serious penis control. The guy could do sign language with that thing and have 94 deaf people doing different stuff at the same time. Might want to work on his mate selectivity, but it's hard to knock the performance.

Louis CK

Back in the Schmagen. Torana wuz a blast. Something about being blissfully happy around friends you haven't seen for a while really makes the drink flow. As if we could make up for lost time sinking every drop of booze into our faces. Not sure the specifics of time work that way.

Below a clip by Louis CK, one of the funniest fuckers out there...

Canada

On the way back to sweet, sweet Canada today. I tend to nap like a drunken baby on the flight and snoring/muttering in my sleep is a certainty.

FYI: The posts over the next two weeks will be less frequent.

Sean Connery

The second best James Bond was voted the first most sexiest dude for about twenty years. He's past his prime now and refuses to do movies anymore, but the man certainly knew how to treat the ladies.

Klaus Kinski Part 2

The filming of Fitzcaraldo makes "Apocalypse Now" seem like microwaving curly fries.

Days That Don't Suck

It's Monday, the weather is shit and the markets are down about a million points. Time for a little pick me up.



FYI: The guy with the long hair signed a script for me, "I like ass".