Turtles

Never really envied turtles before. They gotta deal with that dangerous beach shit and crossing busy highways and they live in that shell which is kinda confusing. Not to mention it's basically one in a thousand that actually make it past two days old. But check this out and tell me they aren't living the dream and the whole thing is worth it.



That's some serious penis control. The guy could do sign language with that thing and have 94 deaf people doing different stuff at the same time. Might want to work on his mate selectivity, but it's hard to knock the performance.