Saw a UFO last night. It was red. So for those of you keeping track, in the past 24 hours I've seen zero light bulbs (and been to a hundred stores) and one UFO (wasn't even trying).
Who the fuck am I kidding? Nobody's keeping track. You're all a bunch of assholes.
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