Home - Part 2

I didn't realize it until being away from home around Christmas, but there's a whole shitload of unwritten customs that you need to be a local to know about. In fact, the whole Santa thing which we take for granted is entirely different over here. For one, Santa is not known to be a jolly person. He's actually a huge prick and hates kids.



Like most holidays, the whole thing is basically a booze-up. There's a lot of different customs I'm sure I'm missing and people seem to be doing some kind of secret handshake which looks pretty gay. I don't really care anymore. I'll do just about anything to fit in.