John Mcenroe

Wanna know what's strange about people that work in pizza restaurants here in Kobenhavn? They're actually Italian. Really.

How do you get a flat tire from a pizza? Good question. Glad you asked. Bought one of those fancy Italian pizza's with potatoes on it last night. They put lots of tzatziki on it and some spinach. Yum. That's what I get for ordering all willy-nilly off a Danish menu I can't translate. Put the pizza on the back of my bike and rode it home. The tzatziki dripped off the pizza, out the box, onto my gears and back tire, then overnight ate through my tire and made it flat.

I wanted to yell at someone, but who? In the finish, I realized, I could only be mad at myself. And Italians.