Maradona

Don't think fans of the two entirely different games called "football" are ever going to get along. Every time I'm in a bar over here, someone undoubtedly hears my accent and preaches to me about how American football is a homosexual sporting event. They reference the tight uniforms and fans that dress up in costume. Even though the arguement is completely rediculous I tend to reply by pointing out that all the macho fighting in the stands (in soccer) is perhaps over-compensating for something.

However, there's one gentlemen that transcends sexual preference and is appreciated all over the world. That's right, the soon to be coach of the Argentinian national football club - Maradona.

How is he not dead yet?