Was hanging out with some people I'd just met, when one big oafish looking guy named Scott asked me, "has anybody ever said you look like Jay Leno?" Ha. Really? Jay Leno? Heard that in high school when my chin was a mile long, but kinda figured those days were behind me. I looked at this fucker like I could kill him and spat, calling him by the wrong name on purpose (take that!), "thanks Stuart. Anyone ever say you look like Rick Moranis in Spaceballs?"
You guys can borrow that if you want.
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Rule number one for private schools and trading floors - never let them know they are getting to you. You respond, 'Thanks Stuey, I think Jay Leno is hot foxy' - and then vomit into his girlfriend's lap. Too bad you are back in Copenschmegan - you do better work here.
Lars Gary Burt, you put that so well.
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