I broke out in a solo fit of laughter during last nights Danish class. Everyone stared. The teacher asked me what my problem was and if I was feeling okay. I wasn't laughing that hard, so I replied the sentences we learn are appealing to my abstract sense of humour in a way I can't easily describe (see title of this post).
Thank God for the guy from Nepal, cuz he started laughing too. We looked at each other and lost it, slapping the table and making general asses of ourselves. This guy is the best - he's always smiling and every question he asks in class makes absolutely no Gaddamn sense. The teacher asks him to repeat himself again and again until I start to laugh and we can move on. I guess this time he felt like he was coming to my rescue.
We're the only ones that laugh (at all) and it's getting a little uncomfortable. If clowns shot out of my dick, the Iranian guy beside me wouldn't crack a smile. How can he not see the humour in this shit - if you want to say it's 5:35, in Danish, you say it's five minutes past thirty minutes before six.
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Good stuff compadre. I do not have any apples at home either - but I do have some delicious pears. Came home last night to a message on my answering machine of the song 'One' by Metallica. A buddy went to the concert and very thoughtfully called me to play a brief but absolutely delightful snippet of Metallica's most powerful song live. My history with the song is a long one. During a Grade 11 Creative Writing class we had to put our heads on our desks in the dark for the entire song and then write about the experience. My story was entitled 'Light-hearted Dreams in a Field of Daisies'. Enjoy your apples Danes, non-Danes and those who dislike Danes.
Funny anecdote, however Searching Seek And Destroy is Metallica's best live song.
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