Random

Random stuff today...

Leaving the apartment this morning, my nostrils filled with pungent curry odors. The Indian neighbors below were hard at work in the kitchen. Who knew they ate curry for breakfast? Apparently it's not just a dinner thing.

Hesitating to call a handyman to fix the dishwasher. It's always so embarrassing when they show up - another man in the house to fix something I can't. I never know what to say, but always act as manly as possible, pretending to watch the procedure so I'll be able to do it my self next time (no chance). I'll offer the guy a beer and slap him on the back when it's fixed, maybe itch my crotch a few times to let him know I'm not the pussy I so obviously look like.

Why do all Southern USA sports last eight seconds? Bull riding, drag racing... These people have no attention span.

Danish TV sucks ass, but for some reason at 1am, the best eight shows on TV are shown simultaneously. Assholes.