Just figured out why Christianity is more popular than ever in the States. Jesus was illiterate. He's completely non-threatening to a very large number of people, like a few other current popular American figures - Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, Rev. Pat Robertson. Even better for Him - everybody wrote about Jesus, while He didn't write jack shit. Makes Him look great. Like when you talk up a buddy of yours to a girl. Works every time.
No big deal that He couldn't write - most people couldn't at the time. The guy was apparently a great talker and that's gotta count for something. Not sure the people that follow Jesus' teachings are great readers themselves. Looks like they may be missing the point. Try and explain how 99.9% of NRA members are Christian. Don't remember the passage in the bible where He talks about filling people full of lead for stealing. It's staggering how mixed up Jesus' original message has gotten. Perhaps that's because He didn't actually write anything down.
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4 comments:
should the son/Son be He/Him? or he/him?
or simply le douche?
Fuck who gives a shit about this jaysus mofo. Life goes so fast and we contemplate the murmurings of some faggot who lived 2000+ years ago. Fuck him in the nostrils. I hope a meteorid lands on the vaticandyland and they all suck each others dicks on the way across the parking lot.
Well said Peter Pumpkin Head. Well said indeed.
If everyone spent the time they usually spend in church doing something actually worthwhile we could accomplish some shit.
Barnesy
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