New And Much Much Worse

Welcome to the new and improved 2010 version of imissthisguy. The changes to the layout took my entire holiday to generate in a sophisticated graphics program I wrote on a cocktail napkin and faxed to Bill Gates sailboat in Tampa. He forwarded said napkin, by way of carrier pigeon to Texas Instruments Key Largo headquarters where fourteen hundred Chinese-Mexicans spent Christmas Eve translating the message to Spanish, for no particular reason. Hope you like.

With the new decade upon us, let us resolve here and now to usher in an era of idiotic behavior and a general lack of courtesy towards others. Let's make the "10's" make the "80's" look like a time of kindness, conservative consumption and consideration. Let's amp up the head butting and tequila snarts. Let's take up fisting as a hobby. Let's get it out of our eco-systems, before we do any material damage. In other words, let the games begin.