In A Tight Spot

Apparently this is the first real winter in Denmark in fourteen years. There's snow on the ground and everything, which for these fucking morons means they actually have to communicate with other humans, something they're loathe to do and have no inherent capacity for. Take this morning on my walk to the office. I stopped to help a car stuck in the snow. Three men pushing a BMW, no problem. Except the burly dudes I was pushing with didn't know about the "rocking" thing. They just pushed. I'm willing to overlook this stupidity as it's based on a lack of experience. I stopped the team and made the rocking motion and less than ten seconds later the car was moving like it was pulled by a team of six white horses.

Of course, as he's being pushed into traffic, two cars try to drive by in opposite directions - a pretty tight fit. They saw our predicament and sped up, as the notion of courtesy has never and will never exist here. Also, these Danes love squeezing into tight places. They love it. I often wonder if the whole appeal of sticking a dick into an asshole is just about this fascination of cramming big things into small places. Anyways... that same instinct was at work as we pushed this car into the road that was filled with fast moving cars. In a very small space, there was a fuckload of cars and people... a real tight fit if you know what I'm saying. No accident, but pretty damn close.