It's time we face the cold hard fact that humans will never invent a time machine. Our species must certainly perish before this invention, otherwise... we'd know about it. No way buddy-boy that invents a TM could travel back and keep it a secret. Las Vegas probably has a guy specifically on the look out for time machine dudes with Sports Almanacs. Mind you, Leonardo Di Vinci could be a time machine guy - he invented a whole bunch of shit ahead of his time and having seen the Mona Lisa a few times, the best thing about the painting is wondering how the fuck it became so insanely famous.
The Greatest Food Movies Of All Time, Ranked
1 year ago
7 comments:
when the blazing sun is gone.
when there's nothing he shines upon.
then you show your little light.
twinkle, twinkle through the night.
twinkle twinkle little star.
how i wonder what you are!
If you measured all the craps you've taken in your life - how big would the pile be? Would it fill a small room?
a stadium
Barnesy
Turd Stadium.
the side benefit of the turd stadium is a massive jenkem operation in fact a world leading jenkem setup
Barnesy
Very relevant and pertinent point. The jenk fumes would be wonderful. Everybody within a one mile radius would be riding a glorious high.
Filling a stadium with jenkem is a closing ceremony we all could be proud of (and would like to attend).
Post a Comment