Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Time Machine

It's time we face the cold hard fact that humans will never invent a time machine. Our species must certainly perish before this invention, otherwise... we'd know about it. No way buddy-boy that invents a TM could travel back and keep it a secret. Las Vegas probably has a guy specifically on the look out for time machine dudes with Sports Almanacs. Mind you, Leonardo Di Vinci could be a time machine guy - he invented a whole bunch of shit ahead of his time and having seen the Mona Lisa a few times, the best thing about the painting is wondering how the fuck it became so insanely famous.

7 comments:

Peter Pumpkin Head said...

when the blazing sun is gone.
when there's nothing he shines upon.
then you show your little light.
twinkle, twinkle through the night.
twinkle twinkle little star.
how i wonder what you are!

Crap Bort said...

If you measured all the craps you've taken in your life - how big would the pile be? Would it fill a small room?

Anonymous said...

a stadium

Barnesy

Turd Bort said...

Turd Stadium.

Anonymous said...

the side benefit of the turd stadium is a massive jenkem operation in fact a world leading jenkem setup

Barnesy

Jenk Bort said...

Very relevant and pertinent point. The jenk fumes would be wonderful. Everybody within a one mile radius would be riding a glorious high.

Rusty said...

Filling a stadium with jenkem is a closing ceremony we all could be proud of (and would like to attend).