The Brain

Let's talk a little bit about alcohol. Why do we drink it? Yes, it's a social lubricant, but why? What's the science here?

Not to make things too complicated, this is a family website, but in a nutshell alcohol makes us dumb. Blissfully dumb. The more you drink it, the more dumb you become. Drink the perfect amount and you become perfect dumb. Drink too much and you become too dumb and do something really stupid. It's amazing that the effects disappear the next morning, leaving only a headache as a friendly reminder not to abuse the privilege.

Shouldn't this be the way we measure alcohol's effects? Instead of breathalyzer's they should do an IQ test which would work something like this... Smart people can drink four beer per hour. Dumb people can drink one half of a beer per hour. You should have to breathe into the machine at the same time answering a series of tricky questions. The way I behaved this weekend, I wouldn't have been surprised to be arrested for drinking and walking.