Time Warp

Let me be the first to congratulate you North Americans on your exceptional time change this past weekend. Another flawlessly executed mini-time leap. You've got the one-hour jump down to perfection now. But can you do two hours? More? I'd like to see that.

Denmark doesn't do it's time warp for another two or three weeks. We like to watch you guys do it first to make sure everything goes fine - nobody disappears from photographs or any weird shit like that. The result of course is now we're only five hours apart. I feel so much closer.