Monday, November 30, 2009

Pepe Le Pew

One of the benefits of having a European address is the ability to spend a weekend in Paris. Less than a two hour flight, it was about five hours door to door, with no time change or jetlag bullshit to deal with. It was a rainy weekend and not high season for tourists, so it was possible to get decent deals and feel like a local. A ten Euro gift from my favorite Uncle spent itself on pastry and drink.

Through the rain, the lights shimmered all the same and Christmas adornments were in full spread. We fought for taxi's, walked a million miles and rode the Metro like locals and were the Hercules of fitting in. That said, no place like Paris has the ability to make you feel like an uncultured peasant in a fleeting look - so much so, I was feeling insulting glares where they weren't and went off my game in a few places - the drawbacks of being a paranoid half-jew.

But with setback comes a thickening of skin and rally. We found good form in early morning drinks and jazz. I got my hands dirty, tasting cheese and fingering old novels and poetry. The skies opened and the little wind there was packed it in. Paris, the unforgiving animal became Paris, the village. Buildings leaned towards us in greeting. As sure as frogs speak French, we hit full stride as it was time to go. But like all good things, the "city of lights" we left wanting more - more of its abuse and more well fought praise.

Friday, November 27, 2009

In The Loop

"In The Loop" looks like a potentially awesome movie. Unfortunately, I've seen half the thing on youtube just watching clips that are up and now I'm gonna have to wait six months to see the thing. So, do yourself a favor and don't watch the clip below, but do see, "In The Loop".

Thanks for all the birthday wishes and stuff and have a good weekend and I'll smell ya next week.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Both Kinds

Let's see how good I am at making up an excuse for sticking in this clip from The Blues Brothers...

Nothing. Absofuckinglutely nothing.

Frasier Dog

Holy fuck the people here are hard to crack. They're perfectly nice now that they know me, but the connection is entirely superficial and skin deep. There's an dog in our office, Scooter, and the fucking thing pulls this move where if I bend over to pet it, he walks away just as I'm about to get there. This happened twice, which is fully embarrassing, and I can't fucking believe a dog beat me that easily. He trotted off like Bambi.

I suck.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Blue German Balls

We get a couple of German TV channels here and.. well.. I hate to generalize and stuff, but I think we need to attack Germany. Kind of a pre-emptive thing. Things are starting to brew over there and it's a matter of a decade or two, at most, before these fuckwads try and take over the world again. They can't help it. These are the most unsocial, unsympathetic people on the planet and they have a severe superiority complex.

Having gone almost two whole generations without trying to exterminate half the planet, Germany can barely contain their German feelings towards showing everybody how fucking awesome they are at killing shit and taking notes... They've got blue balls for world domination.


Friday, November 20, 2009

My Fat Ass

Did some acting in a corporate video yesterday - a favor to a friend. Played the part of a guy eating a burger and fries at his desk. The video was in Danish, but I had one line... "hi" - the international word for suck my tits.

I fucking nailed the line and didn't even need to read it from a teleprompter. But, I'm stuck thinking these Danes think I'm a fatass, cuz why else would they cast me as hamburger dude?

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

What am I forgetting?

A website I write for has asked for a "top ten films of the decade list". Not a huge list fan (they're insulting) and I've got half a mind to write some bullshit error-filled, pile-up that puts Casa Blanca number three behind Shrek and any Mastercard Ad. But, let's stick with the program and play by the rules, for no reason beyond I'm too lazy and I like movies too fucking much...

My top three is pretty much locked at:
1. The Royal Tenebaums
2. Punch Drunk Love
3. Borat

I'll fucking kill you if you don't agree with at least one of those.

Then there's a bunch of contenders for the remaining spots:
Kill Bill 2
O Brother Where Art Thou
Adaptation
25th Hour
Lost In Translation
Elephant (trailer below)
Sideways
There Will Be Blood
Black Hawk Down
Man On Wire (documentary)
No Country For Old Men
Away From Her (Canada)
Knocked Up
Wedding Crashers
Je rentre a la maison (I'm Going Home) (France)
Pan's Labyrinth
The Lives of Others
The Squid And The Whale
Ma femme est une actrice (My Wife Is An Actress) (France)
Almost Famous

What am I forgetting??????