We get a couple of German TV channels here and.. well.. I hate to generalize and stuff, but I think we need to attack Germany. Kind of a pre-emptive thing. Things are starting to brew over there and it's a matter of a decade or two, at most, before these fuckwads try and take over the world again. They can't help it. These are the most unsocial, unsympathetic people on the planet and they have a severe superiority complex.
Having gone almost two whole generations without trying to exterminate half the planet, Germany can barely contain their German feelings towards showing everybody how fucking awesome they are at killing shit and taking notes... They've got blue balls for world domination.
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I'm not sure it's because I know you or because your posts are just inherently hilarious - but you are on a serious streak lately. Is it because you are turning 35 on Wednesday? I remember celebrating your 30th at the CN Tower (giggigty) - the very fact I can remember what we did speaks to it's weirdness. The Germans will not take over the world because guys like Barnzey will stop them. Don't spend that 10 Euros all in one place shooter.
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