Did some acting in a corporate video yesterday - a favor to a friend. Played the part of a guy eating a burger and fries at his desk. The video was in Danish, but I had one line... "hi" - the international word for suck my tits.
I fucking nailed the line and didn't even need to read it from a teleprompter. But, I'm stuck thinking these Danes think I'm a fatass, cuz why else would they cast me as hamburger dude?
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Burger talk made me think of condiments. My query: When I first met you - you were adamant in your detestation of mustard. I mean - you ripped mustard a new ass. You wanted nothing to do with that filthy, yellow condiment. You wanted nothing to do with anyone who even ate mustard. You thought it a noxious, nauseating food item. And then not long ago - I see you slathering mustard on something like it's nobody's business (could have been sausages on the dock - can't remember specifically). I understand that people's tastes change - for example Barnzey now drinks red wine and eats that brussel sprout dish that he makes (very good by the way). But your distaste for mustard was so intense - I'm incredulous you got over it. Thoughts?
Speculating...
My room as a child was yellow (age 0 - 7). All I remember is the sound of parents fighting and yellow everywhere. Perhaps eventually, our childhood associations disappear as we drink them into outer space.
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