Bowl Surfers

Most people don' t know that in south east Germany, they've got a different kind of toilet bowl altogether. Let's call the area the German Rim. They way they have it's like a platter, without any water, so after you make a deuce, it's just sitting right there on a flat surface to feast your eyes on. Why they like to look at their deucage so intimately is beyond me, but it might have something to do with how when you're peeing, it's standard practice in the German Rim to look at the penis of the guy next to you. They all do it.

This clip of a "bowl surfer" was suggested by Christopher...