Slow Clap

Holy Bang Olufsen speakers do these Danes love soccer. You'd think that considering this place is basically perpendicular with the north pole they'd be into something more northern, like dog sled racing or hot potato. On TV, about three days before a game, they play interviews with hardcore fans and discuss why they're really looking forward to the game, in detail. These promo's all play "November Rain" in the background.

Soccer's cool and everything, but it's pretty simple. The coach doesn't do jack all game long. And the players run too much. They need to relax. How about a slow clap for these Euro soccer faces...