Steve Irwin

I've been stuck in Florida for the past week and the only internet access I can get down here is in one of the 9.8 million Starbucks they have every two blocks. The conversations I overhear make me want to tape dynamite to my ears and start smoking cigars.

There's a lot of crocodiles down here, but I don't see any of these posers getting tough with the beasts, unlike someone we all miss...