Sunday, January 4, 2009

2008

So far, 2009 can go fuck itself. I've been hit with one of those Euro colds and trying to find something soft to blow my Jew nose into has been an impossibility. The Dane's idea of soft tissue is sandpaper, a sock and a toilet bowl. It's like they enjoy the idea of snot running down their faces, onto their hands and then every door handle in the country. No wonder Vikings had mustaches.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's true man colds are much worse than the ladies :)

Dave B

Rusty said...

Man periods are also more difficult, if slightly less frequent.