No, he's not dead, but he may as well be. He's paying to make his own movies now and just married a 20 year old woman, which means he'll be out of money precisely eight minutes from now. I can see the messy divorce from here. And his acting sucks shit too. It's all gone for KC. There's nothing to believe in...
... I believe in the throat, not the mouth; Whiskey over indoor heat; morning cocktails and breakfast at dinner; I believe in drive-in movies and fuckloads of butter on popcorn; I believe in growing a beard every other year and cooking beans under the stars and smelling like shit - but most of all, I believe Kevin Costner is going to be starring next to the Pet Shop Boys in his next movie that nobody sees.
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You couldn't be more wrong about Costner!!
Dude. Seriously. Kevin Costner in the Postman was like De Niro in Good Fellas or Pacino in Scarface. An epic, lyrical, soaring, ephemeral, life-affirming, majestic performance. A stunning, stunning cinematic achievement. For future posts, stick to your chosen milieu (meat popsicles, the dwarf vs. midget debate, eavestroughs, Dunhill cigarettes etc.)
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