War #1 of 2009

Minutes ago, Israel said they'll end their slaughter of Gaza. Thank God. I'm a peace lover like the rest of us. But, few seem to understand that this conflict has been inevitable since Hamas was elected. The writing was on the wall. Does anybody honestly think that a country of people that have fought like tigers for over 5,000 years was going to put up with a neighbor dedicated to their destruction? If Ontario elected a government bent on destroying the U.S. what the fuck do you think would happen?

I wonder, was the formation of Israel both the best and the worst thing for Jews? Seems like it's the opposite of a blessing. The population is 7.2 million people with a long heritage of being massacred and treated like crap, doing what they can to keep their enemies down. An ironic position for them to find themselves in.

Of course, the reality is that one day, sooner or later, Israel will be gone. A cloud of dust wiped out by a bomb from Iran or Syria or Jordan or ten other places. And that will be that. And all the cocksuckers with their rocks will say Israel had it coming. There won't be anything we can do about it but start again.

Some people complain that the region is more trouble than it's worth. Let's look at it this way, when you shower, there are some areas on the body that consistently require more attention. That's right, metaphorically speaking, the Middle East is the earths groin.

Speaking of groins, here Mel Gibson, wearing the blue and white of Israel painted on his face, speaks for both sides of this unfortunate and never-ending Middle Eastern battle.