Monday, March 30, 2009

Biology Teacher

Holy shit was theme week a bad idea. Sorry.

Moving on...

In honour of one of my buddies vasectomy, I'd like to admit that I know absolutely nothing about the procedure. Question. Will he still produce situations or what exactly is the deal? Or is it that he manufactures wad, but there's no active ingredient? I think it's the latter, but that makes me more confused. Isn't the wad made out of the active ingredient? If not, then what?

Wow. I hope that made sense.

Little help here.

6 comments:

LaurenceBort said...

I think they cut off Peter Pumpkin Head's weiner dog and associated ball parts. Hope that helps.

PeterPumpkinHead said...

Laying splayed out on the vas deferens removal table this morning I thought of the next to last scene in Braveheart that I'd watched the night before, and nearly convulsed. Looking to the left, catching the wanton nurse's eye I offered, "They make take my sperm, but they will never take my semen!" A wet cloth to the forehead and 15 minutes was all it took.

Doc says pulling pud tomorrow is not a problem. Check back for a report.

Thanks so much to Anonymous for taking the time to provide today's medication.

PeterPumpkinHead said...

The three best videos I watched today, worst to first:

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-guy-confuses-pants-with-his-shirt.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGBcY2IoFSg&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i38X8GA0wAY&feature=related

Rusty said...

PPH - You are the William Wallace of vasectomy's.

LaurenceBort said...

Really enjoying PeterWilliam of Wallace Head's remarks. Pithy and amusing. My favourite part of that movie is when the King throws his son's gay lover out the window in abrupt fashion. I can watch the Break site - so maybe I'll watch the drunk video. Or I'll just live it this weekend.

Anonymous said...

Laurence Bort the drunk guy trying on his pants is classic and definitely something I could see you doing. I like how the other guy tries to help him out.