Ethics

Finally figured out what's missing here in the Copen-schmagen. Nobody here has the slightest concept of ethics. That cold look in their eyes I used to think was just shadows pooling off their high cheekbones. Turns out, these people have shark genetics in their bloodstreams.

Yesterday the priest dude at some church had to bolt down his two tonne statue of Moses for fear of it being forklifted the fuck off his property. Paranoid priest, right? A few months earlier, somebody stole his equally massive David statue while it was being repaired from damages incurred in a police chase. Whoever told me there was no crime here was a dickhead.

I suppose it makes sense that thieves will steal just about anything. But how exactly does one sell a two tonne statue from a church unless there's someone with some serious dough that wants to buy it? And that's the problem. I can't imagine a single person I've met here that wouldn't love to sport a ten foot hight church statue in their apartment (if it would fit). I'm no religious type human. In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find someone less so. But, is there not a line that once crossed there's just no going back?