Other People

I'm aware that the mission statement of this blog has morphed from it's original purpose of memorializing awesome individuals into insulting the Danish. So be it.

Was biking yesterday and saw an ambulance racing through traffic. What they do here is send a couple of motorbike police ahead of the ambulance to tell people to get to the side of the road (through vigorous hand gestures) because otherwise, people would ignore the sirens and the ambulance wouldn't get anywhere. In other words, there's a system in place that recognizes how completely selfish the Danes are.

Was at a bar later in the day and they had a pool table which at midnight they put a wooden board over. I asked the bar-dude what was going on and he said that when people get alcohols in their system, they can't be trusted and start whipping the balls throughout the bar and through glass windows. Again, a system in place that recognizes how completely selfish the Danes are.

So, I'm thinking to myself... maybe I need a system too. Instead of cursing the nature of these animals, I need to adopt some kind of protocol to deal with these hellbent vikings. Suggestions?