Freedom of Choice

Sometimes people that like to be yelled at ask me the main difference between Europe and North America. As there's nobody in the world more qualified to answer this question, I respond without pause, "the toilets". You see, in North America, when you flush the toilet, you only have one flushing option - the silver lever to the left. In Europe, they give you two - a half flush for urine, a full flush for more serious deposits. If you take a big pee, you can use the big flush, or a small poop, the small flush. In other words, life in Europe is more complex, but there are choices.

Isn't it amazing there hasn't been a North America v. Europe war yet?