Politics

Danish politics are a fucking mystery. There's nine hundred political parties here, all of which seem to advocate increasing taxes and restricting immigration. What immigration? Oh, you mean that one Turkish taxi driver? Sure, kick him out - see if I care.

Truth is, I have no clue what's going on here politically. What I do know, is that if I was Mayor of Toronto I could solve the garbage crisis in four seconds. I'd break the union like Jewish weddings break glasses. Everyone that's ever worked for the garbage union would be banned for working for the city for life. Maybe I'd even put them in jail.

You're trying to tell me that in these difficult times there wouldn't be a line up to Thunder Bay of people willing to work for $17 an hour for a little manual labor? It would take a whole eight minutes to train this new staff and I promise you, you'd never have to worry about this shit pile up ever again.