Got a bad case of food poisoning this weekend. Think I lost five pounds in ten minutes. The restaurant was so bad, the waiter took away my beer before it was finished. I've written about a hundred letters in my head but can't bring myself to make a formal complaint - it's not like I'm going to accept a free meal there even if it was offered. Best to move on. However, my boycotting the restaurant doesn't feel like sufficient justice. I've contemplated ideas of rocks through windows and posting a big sign that reads, "five star food poisoning" on the front door. But, nothing feels appropriate... Ideas???
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Drink booze. Make merryment. Approach restaurant. Enter restaurant. Be seated. Vomit.
I think Fieldsy has a great idea.....maybe get the Colonel and some alcool but make sure the food is like pickles and herring.
barnesy
Hand out flyers to any immigrant saying the restaurant is offering free roti as a one-time promotion. Speaking of toilets - we gots them over here as well. Seen them in a few places.
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