Word has filtered in by way of Kenyan boy-messenger, Chinese junk and Pony Express that "Gary the Hangover" has gone missing from work for two days. He is unreachable and top secret, high-level orders have been given for him to be fired by a man named Serge, should he resurface.
If you recall in a recent post, Gary's hard drinking and terrible workday appearance coined the term "to be feeling Gary" as in "I'm feeling too Gary to get any work done" or "I'm feeling pretty Gary right now - I need to throw up."
With Gary's recent vanishing act, the mystery thickens. Where did Gary go? Is he in a saloon or a bar? What is he drinking as he contemplates his downward spiral? And, metaphorically and existentially speaking, does he know that he's feeling Gary?
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3 comments:
Word on the street is that Gary has crawled back to work. Unfortunately he was met at the door by Serge... who would want to meet a French guy after a hard night of drinking and a major hangover? To make matters worse, I hear that Gary has a case of the shakes. I truly believe he is too Gary to work today let alone getting fired. Stupid Gary.
Peter Pumphead...that Anonymous is not Barnesy....not sure who it is.
It be da Colonel.
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