Dan Deacon

I wish I went to Harvard. I wish I could fly. I wish I was in the Olympics. I wish I could be two places at once. I wish I could be 27 again. I wish I could float in outer space, specifically the Milky Way. I wish I didn't have to sleep. I wish I was on a train in 18th Century India. I wish I could vanquish my foes. I wish I was Dan Deacon for ten seconds.

When the Gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers.