Was watching a show on Discovery and they did this experiment that shows how germs get spread around the house and shit like that. They made a big deal about sneezing and not rubbing your eyes and how to wash your hands and use hot water. By the end of it, my head was spinning. Germs are fucking everywhere and there's basically fuck all we can do about it. What kind of a balloon head thinks that if they're super careful, they won't get any germs?
Number one, they're invisible. You can't see 'em and they move in all kinds of ways all over the place. How the fuck are you going to avoid that? Number two, there are fucking billions of them. Blink and you just killed a million germs hanging out on your eyelids. Number three, and this is critical, germs are fucking idiots. They don't care if you kill them with powerful shit. All they'll do is get immune to that powerful shit and come back the next day all fresh and ready to do their thing.
Long story short, relax. And stop giving a crap about shit you can't do nothing about. Your welcome.
Below, an old favorite (that has nothing to do with germs)...
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Dude. Like seriously. You are a paranoid hypochondriac. Germs are your nemisis. You're like Howie Mandel on germ steroids. You are like a mixture of Nick Cage in 'Adaptation' and Jeff Daniels in 'Arachnophobia'. Don't fight it. Embrace your inner germ.
Dude. Next post guaranteed. You probably missed this little gem but I will serve you up an absolutely delightful, screamingly delightful start to your weekend.
http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=2033227
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