I was in language class the other night when a guy pulled a real kiss-ass maneuver. I thought to myself, "fucking browner" - a word that hadn't crossed my mind in at least a decade. "Browner", as in short for "brown noser", meaning that the guy, figuratively, sticks his nose in teachers asses. The word also implies this is something the teacher would enjoy having done, giving you two landed insults for just one, seven letter word. Good value if you ask me. Better than the four letter words. Sometimes, you have to spend letters to make gravy if you follow my train of thought here. Which you probably don't, you morons.
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Browner - Going out for some ice-cold lager with Rig Harris and Barnsey tonight. Maybe do it olde school like Wheat Sheaf or something of that ilk. Haven't hoisted a pint with Rig in 13 years. That is 13 years come correct. And I'm not sure if your memory is addled with aquavit - but Rig used to be the best hoister around. Days must be getting shorter in Cock n' Hagen now. Getting dark at 4pm kind of turds. Double turds! Get back to Danespeak homework Brownster.
The biggest browner we both know is Larry Bort....he used to brown it up with a certain prof at McGill and got all As, dinners and gifts for his efforts. Never heard of it before or since.
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