So there I was, biking to work, when I see a new store being built around the corner from the office. I gave it a good look, admiring the half-ass workmanship on the facade and the complete lack of safety procedures or factoring of pedestrian traffic. Then, out of the blue, like a lightning bolt of awesomeness, was the sign, "auben snart", which I have confirmed means, "open soon". Can you fucking believe they use the word, "snart"?!?!
That little word situation has a million uses. Watch. "God, my snart is iching like a motherfucker". Or, "If you don't give me back my ladle, I'm going to snart you so bad." Try, "We're late - let's get the snart outta here".
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I recommend ceasing and desisting efforts to speak the danish language. Let them have their language - snart you will likely see that your efforts are better concentrated elsewhere. Crumple test paper, throw it at teacher, declare your own personal victory.
"Du kan have din dumme 'd' lyde du forsinkede Dansk folk, Rusty ud."
I would desire to open the end of rectal passage and snart all over Buddy Biancalana. I do agree though - your understanding of this language will only end in heartache and cheap wine.
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