If my head was any more filled with snot it might split down the middle. I can't even hear. My body feels like I've been surrounded by a million immature jerkoffs at a Volkswagon Beetle convention.
Of course, there's jack shit I can do about it over here. Their idea of strong medication is Mint Tea and a manicure.
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I've heard Aquavit is the solution to many many things?
When I went to the Daneland and was tired and fatigued after my trans-Atlantic journey - Rusty poured Aquavit down my gullet and I was revived and much spirited. Aquavit and you will be whole again.
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