Sunday, May 17, 2009

Ballet Ball

There's some kind of important ballet ball game in the city right now. Tried to get a ticket but it was all sold out and the scalpers were cashed. Never seen so many cops in my life. Went to a bar briefly to watch and by halftime still didn't know who was playing. The TV said FCK (Kobenhavn Football Club) vs. BIF. Who and what is BIF? Their colors are blue and yellow, which makes me think they're Swedish, but I try not to think to hard when it comes to the only sport I know with absolutely no ethics or code amongst men.

Funny name for a local ballet ball club too don't cha think? FCK - one letter away from FUCK and if ya turn the letters inside out you get KFC.

Current score 77 minutes in, KFC 4, BIF 0.

5 comments:

LaurenceBorteus said...

I give this post high ratings for local content, scoring updates, cultural musings and all around goodness. As an aside - I could see Barndzey being a big fan of ballet ball actually. Big fan.

Rusty said...

Barndzy would be the captain of the local ballet ball team fan club and have a tattoo of his favorite ballet ball players facial profile on his pectoral.

laurenceborteus said...

I can see it in a second. Barndzey loves watching prancing and dancing men as they chase a spherical object around the pitch.

Anonymous said...

LB don't put your dreams and aspirations on to me we both know you love the ballet more than anyone.....check your credit card bill :)

Anonymous said...

Rusty, I will shove a ballet ball where you be most uncomfortable upon your return to Canada and I will use a hockey stick to do it!@