Tears In The Bucket. Mother Fuck It.

Remember those three aliens dressed in black jumpsuits from Superman (General Zod and his crew)? They said they were from Krypton, but I'm pretty sure they were from Denmark - not just because of their fashion.

Not being able to understand the language has temporarily hidden the fact these Danish freewheelers are the coldest humans on the planet. When they get a fever their blood temperature might potentially rise above freezing. If I was pregnant and carrying a tray full of liquid nitrogen, fourteen people would push past me to get through a door without even thinking of holding it open. They actually have signs in the subway and in elevators reminding people to let others exit before you enter - but, even then it's total chaos. Drunk eight year olds sit in subway chairs reserved for the elderly without shame. People park their bikes in front of busy doors because they can't be bothered to put them somewhere that isn't completely inconsiderate.

Somebody find me superpowers and a big Coca-Cola sign, now! (Please)