Things That Don't Sound Stupid

I'd like to thank the country of Denmark for covering my Danish lessons gratis. I'd also like to thank them for pulling the instructor out of rehab two months early - watching her crumble in frustration at my non-effort should be fun.

Guess how many vowels are in the Danish alphabet? Nine. They love their "ou" noises and have four different kinds. They put the three extra vowels at the end of the alphabet and I'd tell you what they are, but I don't have 'em on my keyboard - so you're just gonna have to visualize the whole thing.