Was flipping channels when I stumbled upon the European MTV music awards, live from Berlin. David Hasselhoff was on stage presenting an award and holy fucking shit was he smashed. There's nothing on youtube yet, but there will be and it's pure gold. Of course he used to be popular there, but Germans have caught onto the fact people think they're idiots for liking his music, so they hate him now. A little late Germany... Again.
It occurred to me this morning I have no idea how this country really works. I've got no feel for the underbelly of this place. Whenever something goes wrong, i just curse the whole damn country and shake my fist in anger. I need a version of the Canadian "Newfy", which according to the locals, are people from Arhus, a city a few islands over. Apparently, those dudes are the butt of all the Danish jokes, like: how do you get a one armed man from Arhus down from a flagpole? Wave at him.
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I heard his ranting on the radio on Monday and it was pretty funny. This guy is a real worldwide boozehound. He keeps going to rehad and then drinking the day he gets out....perfect@!
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