The Name Game

Larry Bort asked for a "worst name" contest, which I'd like to break into specific groups.

1) "Crank Handles" - Names that suggest your parents are unrealistic and potentially on crack: Lexus, Lawyer, Desheniqua...
2) "Metro Monikers" or "Jim Hancock's" - Names that trend towards leaving a young boy with multiple enemies: Maurice, Terrance, Liberace...
3) "Fucking Todd's" - Names of people that suck 100% of the time: Todd, Todd, Todd...

Further suggestions welcome...