Somebody Do Something

Talk about a slow news day. There's fuck all going on. Let's see... Toblerone came out with a dark chocolate bar. Um... I dunno, the Mike Tyson thingy is a non-event. Danish classes stories have dried up - the Italian guy thinks everyone's gay, so now nobody says shit or laughs. There's a pig farmer in the class - not going to get on his bad side.

I asked him what kind of animals pigs are, "they friendly or interesting?". He said no.