Can't Touch This

This isn't exactly a fashion page, but somebody has to say something about the direction of women's clothing. This Aladdin and the forty thieves look isn't working. Every woman I see is wearing these silk pants and gypsy shoes they know look like shit, but wear just because it's the new thing to do and the magazines say it's hot. I see the guilty look on your faces ladies - it's okay to go against the grain. You look like MC Hammer and even if the whole point is some kind of "anti-sexy" look, the thing is still a complete fail.