Schmenge Brothers

While there's nothing better than hanging out with buddies you've known forever and been through all types of serious shit with, there's still something small to be said for boozing it up with foreign dudes you barely know. They say completely offside shit and go from sober to smashed in five seconds, typically after a few hours at the bottle. It's like a switch that flips and is worth the price of a hundred vodka soda's to watch. The Euro drunks almost always break their glass when it's empty and walking around a bar in open shoes is basically suicide.